20/10/1999

Last months kia-aura competition answer was a) Tangent, and the winner of the exclusive mix tape and chance to judge this months dancing contest is Cara Baillie of Helensburgh. This month's competition gives members the chance to host a kia-aura party at your own house or flat. Just let us know you are interested and we'll come round and size up, sorry judge the suitability of your abode. Those of you who don't have your membership cards yet these will be available at Drum on Friday(s).

Al's beer monkey made a shock attack on Dickie at a friend's wedding last week. The superstar lifestyle is obviously taking it's toll on the bespectacled DJ as he was seen being helped out of the hall, a huge orchid placed dandily behind his ear, by two 'ladies' of a questionable background. Maybe his back was playing up again.